Barista Problems IV

   When people are baffled that our sizes are 'small', 'medium', and 'large' as opposed to 'tall', 'grande', and 'venti' (I believe that's the order). Again, we are not a Starbucks. No one can explain my feelings on this better than my main man Paul Rudd. When I do enter a Starbucks I tend to order like this and get a quite similar reaction. Really, says who, Fellini?

"F.Y.I it's called Venti because it's 20 ounces. TWENTY - VENTI."