Sassy Middle-Aged Irishman

   Being 20 years old now, it's been years since I've been into any little sort of conflict or argument with another human being. But tonight that streak came to a sad end when I got verbally harassed by a grown ass man. I went for a cruise with my little brother and his pal on our skateboards, minding our own business, when an angry little man in a mini-van honked and yelled profanities at us out of his window. About five minutes later he circled back around passed us (this time without his wife in the passenger's seat) and stopped in the middle of the road with his window down, and rather than giving us youngsters a nice calm little lecture about how we should be careful and should wear helmets and various other protective gear he insisted on telling us that we shouldn't be riding on the road blahblahblah with literally every other word being 'fuck'. I eventually (after being talked at without room for response forever) was like "ok thank you we're good here, thanks man"..to which he got all defensive and began to raise his voice even more all OH YEAH? WE'RE GOOD HERE? STAY THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD THE ROAD IS FOR CARS FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON BUT DRIVE AROUND HARASSING HUMANS HALF MY AGE. Ok I may have added that final part but still. So the three of us just started walking away because this guy was getting way too fired up and we were just trying to chillax. He FINALLY started driving off and I said YEAH GO BACK TO IRELAND. Because I'm clever and witty and brave like that.. mistake. The dude slammed on his brakes and reversed back to us at full speed all "WHAT DID YOU GUYS SAY TO ME?! F WORD SOME MORE F F F". And suddenly got twelve times more Irish rolling his r's and using profoundly Irish terms, then my brother was like "chill out we're Irish too.. Gibson.. Irish.. chill.." to which the guy concluded that no, we weren't actually Irish and that we know nothing about Ireland and that we just definitely we not Irish. Thank man but actually we are. 

   ANYWAYS this grownup was the spawn of satan. A midst him yelling at me the one sentence I got in edgewise was "No, actually, the road is not just for cars. It's for vans, and trucks, and also bicycles, pedestrians, and thus skateboards" which he spitefully testified against immediately. This ideology that the road is for vehicles and vehicles only is SO crazy backwards. We live in a little town so this is unfortunately the most common notion.. meanwhile in cities like Ottawa and Toronto you'll see bike lanes galore and many signs asking you to please share the road. You wouldn't pull over to yell at someone riding their bike on the road.. or yell at someone out your window for crossing the street or walking on the curb.. odds are this guy just wanted to pick a fight with some hooligans on skateboards. Which is another total backwards ideology.. I am a 20 year old woman.. I use a board sometimes to get from point A to point B.. it is a mode of transportation not an unlawful activity. Also it's unbelievably better for the environment than your ugly ass mini-van.